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♫ Set fire to your hair ♫

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♫ Poke a stick at a grizzly bear ♫

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♫ Eat medicine that's out of date ♫

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♫ Use your private parts as piranha bait ♫

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♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ Get your toast out with a fork ♫

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♫ Do your own electrical work ♫

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♫ Teach yourself how to fly ♫

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♫ Eat a 2-week-old unrefrigerated pie ♫

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♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ Invite a psycho-killer inside ♫

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♫ Scratch your drug dealer's brand new ride ♫

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♫ Take your helmet off in outer space ♫

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♫ Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place ♫

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♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ Keep a rattlesnake as a pet ♫

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♫ Sell both the kidneys on the internet ♫

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♫ Eat a tube of super glue ♫

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♫ I wonder what's this red button do? ♫

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♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ Dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ So many dumb ways to die ♫

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♫ Dress up like a moose during hunting season ♫

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♫ Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason ♫

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♫ Stand on the edge of a train station platform ♫

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♫ Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing ♫

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♫ Run across the tracks between the platforms ♫

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♫ They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly...

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♫ Dumbest ways to die 
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♫ The dumbest ways to die 
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♫ Dumbest ways to die 
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♫ So many dumb 
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♫ So many dumb ways to die 

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[Voiceover:] Be safe around trains.

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