Jessica: Hi Heavy Petters!

Majestic: Hi

Jessica: We're The Luxery-Legays

I'm, of course, Jessica and this is my trophy wife, Majestic

We're going to do a Q&A, so let's get started

Majestic: Yeah, usually we choose questions and talk about them first, but we were like,

"Maybe it'd be better and more reflective of our personalities if we just grabbed some questions

Jessica: Yeah, let's just

Majestic: had a relaxing beverage and talked about sex

Jessica: Yeah, we'll include you in this process with us

So, you're first

Majestic: Okay, um, "Hi, I love the Joque Harness you posted but I can't blow a whole paycheck on something

like that" [I feel you] "I had a harness that fit me sort of but the cock itself was too low and the

back kept falling off my butt. We accidentally left it at his grandma's house anyway. I was wondering

if you could recommend a cheaper solution to my problem"

Jessica: Very kinky, I love it. Sex at Nana's

Majestic: Would love to know what Nana thought about it

maybe she was excited for you

One time I tried to make my own strap-on out of an intertube and, I hate crafting so I found it

really difficult. I am slowly coming around to crafting

Jessica: Its like our only difference

Majestic: Yeah, its our only difference. We're basically

Jessica: The great divide

Majestic: Right, intertube. You can use intertube to make a strap-on

You can make it to fit your body, its a really sturdy material, also coincidentally

intertubes make really good floggers. I think there's an Instructable on that and

I will post

Jessica: Yeah we'll post that below

Majestic: Yeah, WE will post both below

Jessica: Collectively

So down with bikes, up with floggers and strap-ons

Okay

Majestic: What a guy

Jessica: Next, "I'm 21 and I've never had an orgasm. I've had 8 partners at several levels of

commitment. I've tried masturbation, oral sex, toys, on top, from behind, hands down, upside down

and every which way of every combination. [Clearly]

Still no orgasm. I get very turned on and everything feels good, then all of a sudden everything stops

and my response goes away without any resolution. 60 to 0 is the best way to describe it

Is this physical or mental? Any advice would be appreciated"

That sound horrible

Majestic: that sounds really frustrating

Its really really annoying to really want to do something and not be able to do it

and I think there's no way for us to tell you if its physical or mental

there aren't a lot of physical treatments out there for that sort of thing

A lot of the times it is mental, but it also might just be harder for you to have an orgasm

Some people can't have orgasms, some people find it more difficult, some people are so

focused on that, that they can't come

That's a thing that happens

Jessica: totally and it sounds like you're just really focused on this end goal

when you should just be relaxing and enjoying and being in the moment and enjoying that you're

fucking and having a great time

You know, slow and steady wins the race

If you really just give her, going to this orgasm place, like you know, just like enjoy yourself

Majestic: Because of the way we understand desire, and like mainstream culture, the orgasm

is the center of sex and that's not, that can't be the focus for a lot of people

because some people just can't come when they're having sex with partners or maybe it takes hours

So I would just say keep trying, keep exploring and think about what makes you feel good

but like take time to enjoy and be mindful about the other really hot parts of sex that feel really good for you

Jessica: Yeah totally

Majestic: Okay, "I'm a fat female assigned genderqueer pansexual

Jessica: Hot

Majestic: I am sexually attracted to men and often fantasize about having sex with men

but when having sex with a man I don't enjoy it one bit.

I've only been men sexually and only a handful at that. Have I just not had enough sex

or am I maybe not as attracted to men as I think? Is my poor self image the issue?

I can masturbate and orgasm from thinking about being with a man but when its really happening,

I'm a dead fish. Advice?"

Jessica: We do have advice

Um, I think that like, its an important thing to remember that um, fantasy, like, versus reality,

those are two very different things and like, that's why its fantasy

So like, if just because you're like hot for men and you fantasize about it, maybe it doesn't

necessarily mean that will like resonate with the real sex that you want to have.

So I would just like, keep that in mind first of all

If it doesn't feel good, don't do it. That's what I would say first

Majestic: Yeah and I think, it could be like, something that's really sexy to fantasize about but isn't

something you want to do in real life

It could be that you just haven't been with the right partner

um like, fantasy is a like a perfect way to explore your desires, so

take yourself out on a date honey, like sit down with yourself and think about the kind

of sex that you want to be having with these men

what kind of sex in these fantasies gets you going and is that reflective of the kind of sex you're having

in reality with them?

If its not, maybe you need someone you feel more comfortable with

Your poor self image, like you said, might be the issue, because if you're just focusing on your

how your body looks and you can't just kind of let go and be in the moment, that might be

hindering you from experiencing that moment in the way that you should be

Jessica: One like, good thing to try would be like, exploring sex with people of different genders

and like seeing, how that feels for you

and also maybe exploring gender roleplay with those partners is also a thing

Majestic: Okaaaay!

Jessica: Right? Let's get kinky, let's get creative!

What you're doing right now doesn't work so if you're going to continue that way, it will continue to

not work

Majestic: Let's take a moment to process

And scene

Jessica: Okay um

"Sometimes I pee when I come. I rub my G [stumbling on words]

one more time

"sometimes I pee when I come. I rub my G-Spot hard and well, sometimes I squirt.

But usually I pee. It makes me feel stupid and embarrassed. Please any advice on how to avoid

this? Is it normal?"

Majestic: Well, first of all I would like to apologize for the weird faces I was making during that

question. I was like, "ooohh yeah do you rub it hard and well??"

So, going to try and keep those in check

It is normal. I do think that there are a lot of misconceptions about squirting

and we are here to clear the air

Jessica: We reject that

Majestic: And reject that. We're just going to say different things at the same time

Um the gland, that the fluid comes out of is called, maybe its a duct, who the fuck cares

Its called the Skene Duct or Gland

Jessica: Its the Skene Gland

Majestic: That's where your ejaculate comes from, into the world and um in those moments,

sometimes there's a little bit of pee in there, so it can smell like pee

and it can also feel a lot like you're going to pee but its not really pee

Jessica: You're not peeing

Majestic: The other thing about pee, is that its totally sterile until the moment it leaves your urethra

so people shouldn't shame other people for that, its just normal and there's just a little pee in it

Jessica: Also like if you want to avoid that, its just a really good practice to pee before and after sex

Because it could just get rid of that for you, if you already peed, how much pee could you produce

before and during lovemaking

But also, if you pee afterwards, you avoid a UTI

So you wouldn't get a Urinary Tract Infection and you just also phew, wiped that off your list of

things to worry about

Majestic: You are in a Win Win Situation

Squirting is totally normal for some people

Jessica: Its super hot

Majestic: Its hot

Bear down

On to my next selection

"I'm 22 and was raised to keep my sexual feelings a secret. I'm straight and its been a year

since I've last had sex. I absolutely hate masturbating and I hate achieving orgasm

What advice would you give to anyone facing these issues?"

Jessica: Well, um I would say that's really unfortunate you were raised to feel shameful about sex

Starting there, it would probably behoove you to see a counseler

Because like, that's something you need to unpack and heal from

Because that could really fuck with the way you fuck right?

So I would see a counseler. I don't think anything's wrong with you, I just think that its

good to talk about those with a professional

While we're very goodlooking, we're not professionals

Majestic: I really just want to add, because this a little bit more of a serious question

We, I think that many of us, were raised to keep our sexual feelings a secret

This could be about our parents, this could be about culture or religion or so many things

the social climate that we live in

I think that there's nothing wrong with that

Like Jessica said counselling can really help if you want to create space to open up and begin

to talk about that and if sex is something you want and you feel like this is an issue

for you, that is something you could focus on

The other thing that this kind of made me think of is, maybe you're asexual

maybe you're not, maybe that doesn't resonate with you

but there are tons of asexual people out there and expeiences that asexual people have

are really varied, but not enjoying masturbation or kind of feeling not into sex

is totally normal for some people so we'll post some resources below and you can check that out

whether or not that resonates with you is totally up to you

So good luck and just continue to think about this and write about it and explore what's there for you

Jessica: Be gentle with yourself

Majestic: And be gentle with yourself

Jessica: Yes

"So I'm a 19 year old virgin but I'm aching to have sex with a man. I've always told myself

through all the other nonsense I will do with my life, I just want to wait to have

sex with a man but now I'm starting to question my old values.

I am so confused about if I want to throw caution to the wind and have sex with a man

I don't love for the first time. But I feel like I've come so far that I might regret it if

I do. Then again, the horniness is OVERCOMING me. Help!"

Majestic: Well those are some strong words

Jessica: So you want to have sex with a man

Majestic: Is what we're hearing

Masturbation right now definitely is an option

Jessica: That's sex with a hand or tools

Majestic: You know, your hand can be a man if you want it to

Jessica: Anything can be a man if you want it to

Majestic: Okay so I got to be real with you

Virginity, as a construct, as a like a word, as a like...

Jessica: Idea

Majestic: Idea, is really loaded with a lot of negative things that I find to be negative

First of all, virginity is like, its something that's more targeted towards heterosexual cis people

and its very loaded in terms of, you know, a virgin is somebody who's pure and like

you know, a whore is somebody who's fucked a lot and a whore is somebody who isn't valued in our culture

Jessica: And enjoys sex

Majestic: And I think that its really important to acknowledge that virginity excludes

a lot of desires, a lot of genders and a lot of bodies

So maybe the terminology that we're going to use is "choosing to have sex for the first time"

I think that there are a lot of things to consider, but the #1 thing that I would say is maybe your values

have changed. You're 19 now, its fine for you to make those decisions and it looks

like you're trying to make sure this decision is an informed one and so

Jessica: Good on ya

Majestic: Good on ya

Jessica: I would think about, what about your values um, like celebrates this waiting idea

and what it means to have sex for the first time and like, also I would just like write

while thinking about that, write a list of Pros and Cons and you can just like make sure that

decision IS an informed one

Having sex for the first time is like a big deal but also not a big time

Majestic: There are so many romance myths in our culture about like what that's going to

look like and Honey, we don't talk about pleasure, or sex or consent in the ways that

we need to so its not going to be like a Harlequin Romance novel

More likely than not

Jessica: It might be though and that's the thing

It might be like that for you, you'll never know until you try

But also like, respect what you're feeling and listen to yourself and also set up a support system

for yourself whether or not you choose to have sex right now or like when this big thing

happens where you understand that its the right time for you

Have somebody there so that you're having informed, safe consensual healthy pleasurable sex

and that you have somebody to talk to before and after about it

Even if you don't love this partner, if you decide to have sex with somebody that you don't love

make sure that its with somebody you respect and who respects you

Majestic: Yeah and I think its totally possible for you to have really really good hot sex

with somebody that you're not in love with

Both: Good luck and take care of yourself

And CUT! Taaaake 4!

Majestic: NEWSFLASH!

We just received a question

Jessica: Hot off the presses!

Majestic: As we were filming and we want to answer it

Jessica: Get over here right now

Majestic: It says, let me just put on my reading glasses

Okay, " Hello you two"

I need like...can you read that?

Jessica: Are we reading this one Honey?

That's not the one we're reading!

That's about ageplay

Majestic: Ageplay is for another episode

Jessica: Reeeady, Take 5!

Majestic: "Hi I need your advice. I'm a very unique fat goth"

Get it

Jessica: Tall fat Goth

Majestic: Oh oops, unique, fat, tall Goth

Jessica: Call me Girl!

Majestic: Um I love a unique fat tall Goth

"My problem is that I'm 22 years old and I've never been kissed. No one has ever shown

interest in me, I've never been able to date

It doesn't help that when I ask my friends for advice, they say "don't be so scary and intimidating"

Jessica: RUDE

Majestic: RUDE, so offended right now

"I'm not going to change who I am just to seem appealing [Good for you]

But I always feel so left out when men flock to my friends because they're more beautiful

than me. What do you think?"

Jessica: Get a grip!

First of all, get new friends

Majestic: Outraged

Jessica: Also call us, like

Call Jay Will

Majestic: Our cinematographer is going like this right now

Majestic: Part of this about community, finding the right community

Jessica: You live somewhere that's wrong

Majestic: Because, there are for sure spaces where people like tall unique fat Goths

Jessica: They'll gobbleyou up

Majestic: So this is an Island of Misfit Toys situation

in some ways. I've felt that way and I've found it really hard to connect with people

and find people who I think are hot enough to have sex with or whatever

Both: Taaaake 6!

Majestic: Okay, we live in a world where, like, basically what I'm trying to tell you

is that you're not performing your femininity correctly

Like men are probably scared of you, but that's really badass and really hot

Jessica: Be scary!

Because the person who can like handle you as you are, which is a beautiful unique fat tall Goth

that like

there are people who will appreciate that and be like, " damn that person's scary and unique and

they're fat and they're tall and they're Goth

and I LOVE IT

Majestic: And I want to fuck it out

Jessica: And I want to be romantic or fuck

Majestic: make love

Jessica: Or do something that you want to do also, 22 year old unique fat tall Goth

They're going to be like "I want to respect that person. I want that person to be themselves

and I love them and I'm hot for it"

So just um, do you and um, find new friends

because they SUCK probably

Majestic: Like that's really shitty and I would say find groups of people who are like

interested in the same things you are because you can create spaces where being tall unique

fat and Goth are like things that are valued and I think that

Jessica: Online dating!

Majestic: Flock to your nearest online dating website

Like Plentyoffish, Okcupid, whatever

You guys can call us for the sponsorships later and give us all your money

Jessica: Or call us for our Babybear's number

Westcoastdreams, they're single!

Majestic: Okay, yeah I would say hit up online dating because online dating gives

you a chance to like, be like, this is who I am, these are the things I'm interested in

people can like see that and be like, "I'm going to read about this person"

Jessica: That's how we met

Majestic: Not on online dating but on Tumblr

Jessica: On Tumblr! That's online dating for some people

Majestic: Which is basically my online dating profile

Jessica: Yeah so Good Luck, keep your chin up

Westcoastdreams (.tumblr.com)

Majestic: We love you

Jessica: Love you

Majestic: We believe in all of you

Send us your questions, we want to get inebriated and answer them

Jessica: Yeah love you bye