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Jessica: Hi Heavy Petters!

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Majestic: Hi

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Jessica: We're The Luxery-Legays

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I'm, of course, Jessica and this is my trophy wife, Majestic

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We're going to do a Q&A, so let's get started

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Majestic: Yeah, usually we choose questions and talk about them first, but we were like,

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"Maybe it'd be better and more reflective of our personalities if we just grabbed some questions

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Jessica: Yeah, let's just

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Majestic: had a relaxing beverage and talked about sex

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Jessica: Yeah, we'll include you in this process with us

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So, you're first

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Majestic: Okay, um, "Hi, I love the Joque Harness you posted but I can't blow a whole paycheck on something

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like that" [I feel you] "I had a harness that fit me sort of but the cock itself was too low and the

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back kept falling off my butt. We accidentally left it at his grandma's house anyway. I was wondering

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if you could recommend a cheaper solution to my problem"

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Jessica: Very kinky, I love it. Sex at Nana's

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Majestic: Would love to know what Nana thought about it

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maybe she was excited for you

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One time I tried to make my own strap-on out of an intertube and, I hate crafting so I found it

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really difficult. I am slowly coming around to crafting

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Jessica: Its like our only difference

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Majestic: Yeah, its our only difference. We're basically

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Jessica: The great divide

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Majestic: Right, intertube. You can use intertube to make a strap-on

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You can make it to fit your body, its a really sturdy material, also coincidentally

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intertubes make really good floggers. I think there's an Instructable on that and

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I will post

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Jessica: Yeah we'll post that below

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Majestic: Yeah, WE will post both below

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Jessica: Collectively

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So down with bikes, up with floggers and strap-ons

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Okay

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Majestic: What a guy

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Jessica: Next, "I'm 21 and I've never had an orgasm. I've had 8 partners at several levels of

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commitment. I've tried masturbation, oral sex, toys, on top, from behind, hands down, upside down

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and every which way of every combination. [Clearly]

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Still no orgasm. I get very turned on and everything feels good, then all of a sudden everything stops

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and my response goes away without any resolution. 60 to 0 is the best way to describe it

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Is this physical or mental? Any advice would be appreciated"

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That sound horrible

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Majestic: that sounds really frustrating

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Its really really annoying to really want to do something and not be able to do it

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and I think there's no way for us to tell you if its physical or mental

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there aren't a lot of physical treatments out there for that sort of thing

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A lot of the times it is mental, but it also might just be harder for you to have an orgasm

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Some people can't have orgasms, some people find it more difficult, some people are so

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focused on that, that they can't come

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That's a thing that happens

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Jessica: totally and it sounds like you're just really focused on this end goal

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when you should just be relaxing and enjoying and being in the moment and enjoying that you're

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fucking and having a great time

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You know, slow and steady wins the race

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If you really just give her, going to this orgasm place, like you know, just like enjoy yourself

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Majestic: Because of the way we understand desire, and like mainstream culture, the orgasm

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is the center of sex and that's not, that can't be the focus for a lot of people

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because some people just can't come when they're having sex with partners or maybe it takes hours

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So I would just say keep trying, keep exploring and think about what makes you feel good

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but like take time to enjoy and be mindful about the other really hot parts of sex that feel really good for you

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Jessica: Yeah totally

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Majestic: Okay, "I'm a fat female assigned genderqueer pansexual

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Jessica: Hot

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Majestic: I am sexually attracted to men and often fantasize about having sex with men

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but when having sex with a man I don't enjoy it one bit.

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I've only been men sexually and only a handful at that. Have I just not had enough sex

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or am I maybe not as attracted to men as I think? Is my poor self image the issue?

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I can masturbate and orgasm from thinking about being with a man but when its really happening,

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I'm a dead fish. Advice?"

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Jessica: We do have advice

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Um, I think that like, its an important thing to remember that um, fantasy, like, versus reality,

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those are two very different things and like, that's why its fantasy

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So like, if just because you're like hot for men and you fantasize about it, maybe it doesn't

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necessarily mean that will like resonate with the real sex that you want to have.

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So I would just like, keep that in mind first of all

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If it doesn't feel good, don't do it. That's what I would say first

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Majestic: Yeah and I think, it could be like, something that's really sexy to fantasize about but isn't

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something you want to do in real life

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It could be that you just haven't been with the right partner

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um like, fantasy is a like a perfect way to explore your desires, so

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take yourself out on a date honey, like sit down with yourself and think about the kind

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of sex that you want to be having with these men

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what kind of sex in these fantasies gets you going and is that reflective of the kind of sex you're having

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in reality with them?

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If its not, maybe you need someone you feel more comfortable with

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Your poor self image, like you said, might be the issue, because if you're just focusing on your

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how your body looks and you can't just kind of let go and be in the moment, that might be

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hindering you from experiencing that moment in the way that you should be

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Jessica: One like, good thing to try would be like, exploring sex with people of different genders

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and like seeing, how that feels for you

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and also maybe exploring gender roleplay with those partners is also a thing

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Majestic: Okaaaay!

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Jessica: Right? Let's get kinky, let's get creative!

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What you're doing right now doesn't work so if you're going to continue that way, it will continue to

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not work

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Majestic: Let's take a moment to process

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And scene

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Jessica: Okay um

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"Sometimes I pee when I come. I rub my G [stumbling on words]

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one more time

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"sometimes I pee when I come. I rub my G-Spot hard and well, sometimes I squirt.

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But usually I pee. It makes me feel stupid and embarrassed. Please any advice on how to avoid

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this? Is it normal?"

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Majestic: Well, first of all I would like to apologize for the weird faces I was making during that

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question. I was like, "ooohh yeah do you rub it hard and well??"

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So, going to try and keep those in check

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It is normal. I do think that there are a lot of misconceptions about squirting

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and we are here to clear the air

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Jessica: We reject that

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Majestic: And reject that. We're just going to say different things at the same time

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Um the gland, that the fluid comes out of is called, maybe its a duct, who the fuck cares

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Its called the Skene Duct or Gland

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Jessica: Its the Skene Gland

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Majestic: That's where your ejaculate comes from, into the world and um in those moments,

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sometimes there's a little bit of pee in there, so it can smell like pee

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and it can also feel a lot like you're going to pee but its not really pee

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Jessica: You're not peeing

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Majestic: The other thing about pee, is that its totally sterile until the moment it leaves your urethra

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so people shouldn't shame other people for that, its just normal and there's just a little pee in it

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Jessica: Also like if you want to avoid that, its just a really good practice to pee before and after sex

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Because it could just get rid of that for you, if you already peed, how much pee could you produce

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before and during lovemaking

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But also, if you pee afterwards, you avoid a UTI

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So you wouldn't get a Urinary Tract Infection and you just also phew, wiped that off your list of

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things to worry about

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Majestic: You are in a Win Win Situation

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Squirting is totally normal for some people

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Jessica: Its super hot

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Majestic: Its hot

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Bear down

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On to my next selection

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"I'm 22 and was raised to keep my sexual feelings a secret. I'm straight and its been a year

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since I've last had sex. I absolutely hate masturbating and I hate achieving orgasm

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What advice would you give to anyone facing these issues?"

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Jessica: Well, um I would say that's really unfortunate you were raised to feel shameful about sex

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Starting there, it would probably behoove you to see a counseler

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Because like, that's something you need to unpack and heal from

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Because that could really fuck with the way you fuck right?

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So I would see a counseler. I don't think anything's wrong with you, I just think that its

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good to talk about those with a professional

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While we're very goodlooking, we're not professionals

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Majestic: I really just want to add, because this a little bit more of a serious question

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We, I think that many of us, were raised to keep our sexual feelings a secret

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This could be about our parents, this could be about culture or religion or so many things

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the social climate that we live in

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I think that there's nothing wrong with that

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Like Jessica said counselling can really help if you want to create space to open up and begin

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to talk about that and if sex is something you want and you feel like this is an issue

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for you, that is something you could focus on

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The other thing that this kind of made me think of is, maybe you're asexual

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maybe you're not, maybe that doesn't resonate with you

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but there are tons of asexual people out there and expeiences that asexual people have

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are really varied, but not enjoying masturbation or kind of feeling not into sex

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is totally normal for some people so we'll post some resources below and you can check that out

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whether or not that resonates with you is totally up to you

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So good luck and just continue to think about this and write about it and explore what's there for you

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Jessica: Be gentle with yourself

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Majestic: And be gentle with yourself

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Jessica: Yes

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"So I'm a 19 year old virgin but I'm aching to have sex with a man. I've always told myself

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through all the other nonsense I will do with my life, I just want to wait to have

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sex with a man but now I'm starting to question my old values.

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I am so confused about if I want to throw caution to the wind and have sex with a man

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I don't love for the first time. But I feel like I've come so far that I might regret it if

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I do. Then again, the horniness is OVERCOMING me. Help!"

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Majestic: Well those are some strong words

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Jessica: So you want to have sex with a man

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Majestic: Is what we're hearing

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Masturbation right now definitely is an option

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Jessica: That's sex with a hand or tools

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Majestic: You know, your hand can be a man if you want it to

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Jessica: Anything can be a man if you want it to

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Majestic: Okay so I got to be real with you

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Virginity, as a construct, as a like a word, as a like...

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Jessica: Idea

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Majestic: Idea, is really loaded with a lot of negative things that I find to be negative

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First of all, virginity is like, its something that's more targeted towards heterosexual cis people

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and its very loaded in terms of, you know, a virgin is somebody who's pure and like

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you know, a whore is somebody who's fucked a lot and a whore is somebody who isn't valued in our culture

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Jessica: And enjoys sex

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Majestic: And I think that its really important to acknowledge that virginity excludes

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a lot of desires, a lot of genders and a lot of bodies

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So maybe the terminology that we're going to use is "choosing to have sex for the first time"

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I think that there are a lot of things to consider, but the #1 thing that I would say is maybe your values

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have changed. You're 19 now, its fine for you to make those decisions and it looks

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like you're trying to make sure this decision is an informed one and so

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Jessica: Good on ya

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Majestic: Good on ya

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Jessica: I would think about, what about your values um, like celebrates this waiting idea

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and what it means to have sex for the first time and like, also I would just like write

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while thinking about that, write a list of Pros and Cons and you can just like make sure that

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decision IS an informed one

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Having sex for the first time is like a big deal but also not a big time

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Majestic: There are so many romance myths in our culture about like what that's going to

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look like and Honey, we don't talk about pleasure, or sex or consent in the ways that

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we need to so its not going to be like a Harlequin Romance novel

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More likely than not

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Jessica: It might be though and that's the thing

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It might be like that for you, you'll never know until you try

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But also like, respect what you're feeling and listen to yourself and also set up a support system

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for yourself whether or not you choose to have sex right now or like when this big thing

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happens where you understand that its the right time for you

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Have somebody there so that you're having informed, safe consensual healthy pleasurable sex

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and that you have somebody to talk to before and after about it

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Even if you don't love this partner, if you decide to have sex with somebody that you don't love

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make sure that its with somebody you respect and who respects you

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Majestic: Yeah and I think its totally possible for you to have really really good hot sex

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with somebody that you're not in love with

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Both: Good luck and take care of yourself

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And CUT! Taaaake 4!

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Majestic: NEWSFLASH!

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We just received a question

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Jessica: Hot off the presses!

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Majestic: As we were filming and we want to answer it

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Jessica: Get over here right now

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Majestic: It says, let me just put on my reading glasses

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Okay, " Hello you two"

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I need like...can you read that?

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Jessica: Are we reading this one Honey?

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That's not the one we're reading!

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That's about ageplay

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Majestic: Ageplay is for another episode

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Jessica: Reeeady, Take 5!

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Majestic: "Hi I need your advice. I'm a very unique fat goth"

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Get it

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Jessica: Tall fat Goth

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Majestic: Oh oops, unique, fat, tall Goth

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Jessica: Call me Girl!

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Majestic: Um I love a unique fat tall Goth

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"My problem is that I'm 22 years old and I've never been kissed. No one has ever shown

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interest in me, I've never been able to date

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It doesn't help that when I ask my friends for advice, they say "don't be so scary and intimidating"

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Jessica: RUDE

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Majestic: RUDE, so offended right now

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"I'm not going to change who I am just to seem appealing [Good for you]

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But I always feel so left out when men flock to my friends because they're more beautiful

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than me. What do you think?"

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Jessica: Get a grip!

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First of all, get new friends

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Majestic: Outraged

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Jessica: Also call us, like

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Call Jay Will

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Majestic: Our cinematographer is going like this right now

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Majestic: Part of this about community, finding the right community

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Jessica: You live somewhere that's wrong

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Majestic: Because, there are for sure spaces where people like tall unique fat Goths

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Jessica: They'll gobbleyou up

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Majestic: So this is an Island of Misfit Toys situation

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in some ways. I've felt that way and I've found it really hard to connect with people

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and find people who I think are hot enough to have sex with or whatever

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Both: Taaaake 6!

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Majestic: Okay, we live in a world where, like, basically what I'm trying to tell you

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is that you're not performing your femininity correctly

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Like men are probably scared of you, but that's really badass and really hot

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Jessica: Be scary!

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Because the person who can like handle you as you are, which is a beautiful unique fat tall Goth

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that like

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there are people who will appreciate that and be like, " damn that person's scary and unique and

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they're fat and they're tall and they're Goth

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and I LOVE IT

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Majestic: And I want to fuck it out

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Jessica: And I want to be romantic or fuck

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Majestic: make love

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Jessica: Or do something that you want to do also, 22 year old unique fat tall Goth

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They're going to be like "I want to respect that person. I want that person to be themselves

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and I love them and I'm hot for it"

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So just um, do you and um, find new friends

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because they SUCK probably

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Majestic: Like that's really shitty and I would say find groups of people who are like

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interested in the same things you are because you can create spaces where being tall unique

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fat and Goth are like things that are valued and I think that

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Jessica: Online dating!

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Majestic: Flock to your nearest online dating website

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Like Plentyoffish, Okcupid, whatever

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You guys can call us for the sponsorships later and give us all your money

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Jessica: Or call us for our Babybear's number

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Westcoastdreams, they're single!

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Majestic: Okay, yeah I would say hit up online dating because online dating gives

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you a chance to like, be like, this is who I am, these are the things I'm interested in

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people can like see that and be like, "I'm going to read about this person"

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Jessica: That's how we met

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Majestic: Not on online dating but on Tumblr

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Jessica: On Tumblr! That's online dating for some people

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Majestic: Which is basically my online dating profile

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Jessica: Yeah so Good Luck, keep your chin up

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Westcoastdreams (.tumblr.com)

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Majestic: We love you

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Jessica: Love you

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Majestic: We believe in all of you

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Send us your questions, we want to get inebriated and answer them

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Jessica: Yeah love you bye