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Merci!

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Bon jour mes amis,

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c'est un plaisir partager ce moment avec vous.

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Mais je ne comprend bien pourquoi est-ce que

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l'université m'a invité,

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si jamais j'ai fini mes études.

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Mais, vous savez bien que je suis le dur des femmes!

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La vrai raison de cette conference, c'est ça: Les femmes!

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Le directeur veut que je vous parle sur la guide pour comprendre à nôtres femmes!

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Le premier aspect que tout homme doive connaître c'est les sens des quelques mots ou expressions.

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Ainsi, chaque fois qu'elle dise:

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"Très bien!" ça signifie qu'elle a finalisé une dispute, alors elle sait qu'elle a raison!

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Ne discute pas, il serait mieux que vous la fermez aussi!

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Le mot magique: "Rien"... Contrairement à ce que vous pensez,

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cela signifie qu'il y a bien quelque chose qui l'agace.

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Vous avez raison de vous inquiéter. Je propose de se revendiquer avec elle, par exemple,

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avec une grande invitation à manger et après à la disco!

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La troisième expression-pierre:

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"Bah vas-y!"

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Attention, ceci est un défi pour vous tester,

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ce n'est pas une autorisation!

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Ne tombez pas dans le piège! Regardez ça!

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Et si elle dit: "Peu importe!",

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ça c'est sa façon de vous dire d'aller vous faire voir!

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Vous voulez un câlin (caresse) cette nuit?!

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Alors ne dites plus rien.

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Quand ma femme m'a dit: "Non, c'est bon!", je sais qu'il y a un problem.

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Elle est en train de réfléchir à comment me faire payer l'erreur que je viens de commettre.

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Mon conseil: Fuyez! Et ne t'arrêtes pas!

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Et finalement: "Bravo!" Mes amis, ce n'est vraiment pas un compliment.

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Elle se moque simplement de votre stupidité...

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Alors, dans ce moment je dois partir pour ma maison,

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ma femme atteint pour moi!

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Bon, jeunes ici ma guide pour comprendre les femmes.

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Ne perdez pas le temps à l'université quand la vrai lesson de la vie, est très simple: Les femmes!

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Allez! Sortiez à la rue et regardez les! Elles sont la leçon plus dificile.

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Bonne chance!

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