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Do you ever wish that you
could be someone else?

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I do. All the freaking time.

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I want this girl's hair.

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Or this girl's boobs.

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Or these boobs.

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Boobs, in general, would be great, actually.

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And my brother's height! Look how
tall this dude is! It's an injustice!

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And the volume of his hair?!
What the fuck?

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Actually, I'd probably stick 
with this girl's hair.

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DEFINITELY this girl's hair.

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Although she does tell me that
people always try to touch it.

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And I guess if you had big boobs,
people would stare at those all the time too.

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Now that I think about it, big boobs
come with their own kind of problems

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like when you're running, or if you're
tall and hug a short person like me.

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I am ALWAYS getting a face full of boob.

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I guess if I were a guy,
that'd be pretty awesome though.

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But you know, not matter how many
different people I wish I could be,

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or how many different features, 
and physical aspects I wish I had,

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or how much I ENVY this girl's hair,

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Sometimes...

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It's great to be me.

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