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Dialogue: 0,0:00:00.24,0:00:02.73,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Do you ever wish that you\Ncould be someone else?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:02.94,0:00:04.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I do. All the freaking time.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:05.20,0:00:06.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I want this girl's hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:06.91,0:00:08.29,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or this girl's boobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:08.43,0:00:09.78,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Or these boobs.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:09.78,0:00:12.30,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Boobs, in general, would be great, actually.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:12.78,0:00:17.21,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And my brother's height! Look how\Ntall this dude is! It's an injustice!
Dialogue: 0,0:00:17.21,0:00:19.100,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And the volume of his hair?!\NWhat the fuck?
Dialogue: 0,0:00:20.20,0:00:22.26,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Actually, I'd probably stick \Nwith this girl's hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:22.53,0:00:24.11,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,DEFINITELY this girl's hair.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:24.23,0:00:26.97,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Although she does tell me that\Npeople always try to touch it.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:27.11,0:00:30.68,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,And I guess if you had big boobs,\Npeople would stare at those all the time too.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:30.89,0:00:33.91,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Now that I think about it, big boobs\Ncome with their own kind of problems
Dialogue: 0,0:00:33.91,0:00:37.98,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,like when you're running, or if you're\Ntall and hug a short person like me.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:38.34,0:00:40.84,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I am ALWAYS getting a face full of boob.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:41.00,0:00:43.47,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,I guess if I were a guy,\Nthat'd be pretty awesome though.
Dialogue: 0,0:00:43.64,0:00:47.43,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,But you know, not matter how many\Ndifferent people I wish I could be,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:47.59,0:00:50.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or how many different features, \Nand physical aspects I wish I had,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:50.97,0:00:54.50,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,or how much I ENVY this girl's hair,
Dialogue: 0,0:00:54.70,0:00:55.74,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Sometimes...
Dialogue: 0,0:00:55.87,0:00:57.86,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,It's great to be me.
Dialogue: 0,0:01:02.55,0:01:05.44,Default,,0000,0000,0000,,Subtitles by Skylar Coland via Amara