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Make up your mind ?

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Dickslap, v. informal : the act of slapping with one's penis. "Dickslap by accident ", " Dickslap for love ".

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Being dickslapped is for pros. In tip-top condition.

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Ti-Kong is a heavyweight.

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-One shot and you're history

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-Just one...

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He'll twist your neck,

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relocate your brain, decapitate you !

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He is forced to dickslap. Forced !

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I'm ready.

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I wrote it for you. You're doing the film.

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I'll see his cock in the flesh !

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I can't let you do it because I love you. "

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If you let me go, I'll blow you.

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Tell yourself she loves your dick.

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-That's beside the point.

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-Say it.

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-She loves my dick ?

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I don't believe you.

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She loves my dick.

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If you love her and don't want her neck brocken,

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reconcile with your dick.

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Girls, you're frightened.

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How am I supposed to do that ?

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Confront Ti-Kong.

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Confront Ti-Kong, beat the crap out of him.

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Shit.

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I'm gonna get her, Marcus.

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I'm gonna get her and bring her back.