The movie begins with a panoramic view of the sea
The music is playing, the titles are on
and the dialogue starts
There is a spring by the sea
Where I want quench my thirst
What are you talking about, my lady?
Pasifai, my poor mother, what kind of love you fell in?
And you my sister, Ariadne, I`m the third who`s hurt by love
I`m scared my daughter!
Where are your thoughts taking you to?
Both mother and daughter suffer
and now, me
Speak clearly, what hurts you so much?
What is love? What is it?
The greatest happiness and the bitterest poison
For me it`s just poison. I`m in love with Ippolytos
The son of your husband?
Who is it? Room Service!
And what do you want? Brought the champagne.
I didn`t order champagne, but since you`re here, you may stay
Shall I open it?
You`d better unzip your pants,they look very tight
Stop! Great, guys,now get undressed!
You achieved nothing once more!
Room service! It wasn`t even successful in Bulgaria.
There is crisis on the market, Aleka
People have no money to eat, will they buy porn movies?
Porn and bread and life essentials, Takis. Our company has a crisis.
We`re gonna overcome it, Aleka.
How? With productions like Room Service?
When you have to compete with the American porn stars who have tight cunts and endless legs
What can you do with the Russian Tamara and the looser Julie?
Cut it off! Why have I insulted your girlfriend?
No, but you are doing your best to get her out of the way.
Yeah, right. You think I`m jealous, after 20 years of divorce?
You never said anything good about her.
She is cute, but she doesn`t have the characteristics of a star.
That is, after you, no woman is good for porn.
Two names are known when it comes to Greek porn.
Aleka Duru and Dina Spathi.
I am a porn legend. Julie can`t compete with that.
So many Greek generations associated jerking off with my name.
My movie, " Careful, Whirlpool Ahead" was for 17 weeks on top 10.
The other one, The Aegean Perverts, was praised by the international press.
And don`t get me started with the ` Aleka needs 10`
which has become a porn cult.
There`s no reason for me to compete with Julie.
It`s not Julie`s fault. There`s a porn crisis in general.
The Greek porn has not been existing since the 70`s.
That`s why I suggest: why not sell the company?
I won`t sell my company for almost no money.
They offer a quite respectable amount of money for it.
" That is, how much?"
"8,000 francs"
"8,000 francs? Where can I find so much money?"
"If I were you, I would find it."
(Director) Exactly here: There needs to be a stronger reaction!
(Director) He only says: Where can I find so much money?
(Director) So, what would he say, Jannis?
"You are using our relationship to gain money"
(Director) No, That`s too much, Jannis
"You are using your charm to gain money"
(Director) Is this now supposed to be better?
" What do you want from me?"
" Love or money?"
(Director) And what will she say?
"You are unfair to me, Leon"
(Director) Only that?
"You are insulting me, Leon"
(Director) Only that?
No, no, Neither Bovary nor Leon can talk like this.
At this point we should stick to the original text.
That`s what I`m talking about.
Yet, sometimes sticking to the text, brings about no emotion.
The movie `Death in Venice` was solely based on the text of the book.
Janni, because I need to leave, let`s discuss it an other time.
We`re done with the writing the script. The rest is up to the producers.
We`ll see. Ok, think about it though.
Ok I`ll think about it.
So, I think that after this important bit of Bovary, we turn to Ippolytos.
Both Phaedra and Bovary discover that the only solution is to commit suicide.
I can`t bear my destiny. I feel lost!
What if our secret love was never found out?
Yet, it was found.
It was just a unfortunate coincidence.
It was something more than that.
What are we? The result of some coincidence.
And after that we add Karenina falling under the train.
Come on, Jannis! It`s totally predictable!
Ok then, we are getting back to the confession of Vronsky instead.
If you love me, go away, so that I can find peace.
Ask me anything, but not peace.
There`s not gonna be any peace for both of us.
There`s only despair ahead.
Either despair or absolute happiness.
Anna, why happiness is not possible?
Guys, for God`s sake, the phone is ringing!
Yes?
Who is this? Stamatis or Jannis?
This is Stamatis.
What? Are you serious?
Hello?
I`ve called three times, you haven`t answered!
What? What happened?
They approved the movie? I can`t believe it!
How much money did you get? 500,000 euro?
I see. 300 from the producer and 200 from EU. It`s okay.
Just a minute! I haven`t forgotten you!
Julie is a star!
You`re the only one who has problem admitting it!
Yeah, right. Room Service and crap. The audience simply don`t want her!
How can she show her real talent, with our amateurish productions?
Really? Does her fat ass deserve only Hollywood productions?
When I did porn, there was one pre-war camera.
and yet, my movies were played in all porn cinemas.
The world is changing, Aleka, they want Hollywood stuff.
We need to be competitive!
People want only American productions. Greek porn doesn`t sell.
The situation Aleka, is going to change, you`ll see.
You are a dreamer...
Yes, I`ll never stop trying!
Greek porn will survive!
Hello?
My love, I called to apologise.
and thank you for the money you sent for my brother
yet we can`t be together any more!
No, no, I won`t turn back to Alexis.
Please, don`t ask. Bye!
What have you done, Anna?
Alexi, go away!
Did you talk to him about us?
Anyway, he knows everything about us.
Anna? Where are you going?
Alexis, our relationship is over, let me go!
I look like shit now!
Ok guys, that was perfect! Good job!
Takis, I`ll change and I`ll come!
Are you cheating on me?
Quieter, they can listen to us!
How can i be quiet? I give you everything!
Takis, our love and my career are two different things!
I won`t play in any porn from now on!
Now that I play on TV series..
What sort of playing is that?
You are killed on the 4 episode!
I`ll appear on the other episodes as well.
What, like a vampire?
No, like a creature that causes guilt.
Yeah, you appear once every 10 episodes.
Well, I have to start somehow.
Forget that! I`m talking about the hit of the decade!
Yes, but still porn!
What do you want me to film? Lars Von Trier?
Whatever happened, happened. I`m not turning back.
Which means, you won`t be with me?
Now, that I`m preparing the biggest hit?
Prepare it, without me in it!
Without you, what do you mean?
Guys, the plans changed. No cinema, only TV from now on.
How many new movies we need?
Every new movie needs to sell 500, 000 tickets.
Mary! What is this? The orange juice is not light?
So, what about our movie?
We took a grant from EU!
That`s not enough, guys, we need more money!
Mary, what the hell is this?
I asked for a turkey sandwich not a ham one!
This girl is nuts..
Sorry to ask, so that`s it? No movie?
You can always find an other producer..
But you adored our script!
Oh guys, you know how hard is it?
Every producer earns 1 euro per ticket that is sold.
How many will you sell?
Mary! Didn`t I ask for light cigarettes?
You want to kill me! Go to hell at last!
I don`t see any problem. Everything`s fine.
Did you take a good look?
Stamatis, I work here and you have to respect that.
You should`t have come here.
But, I can`t meet you anywhere else!
And you`ll never going to see me again.
Stamatis, you have to forget whatever happened.
I`ve been with Jannis for 6 years.
And I`m going to marry him!
That is, you`ve made your choice!
Yes, and now go away!
Wait, wait, we`re not done with my teeth.
I told you everything is fine.
Then lets do some whitening.
We did that last week.
Well, my teeth are dirty again, I smoke, I drink coffee.
Stamatis, please, go away!
Wait, are you rejecting a patient? You`ve sworn to Hippokrates.
So, what are you going to sue me?
I have caries, it destroys my adamantine, I feel it!
I see, That means that my treatment doesn`t work.
Go to some other dentist!
I want you because you are gentle!
When I slap faces, I`m not so gentle.
So, are you going to slap me?
Stamatis, please. It`s difficult for me as well.
We need to end it so that I can find peace.
Ask me whatever you want, but not peace.
There`s gonna be no peace for us. Only despair.
Either despair or absolute happiness.
Why is happiness between us impossible?
Stamatis, I can`t treat Jannis like that.
Especially now that he needs me the most.
And what? do you think I don`t need you?
Don`t I worry about the movie as well?
I`m sorry. Your script is very nice.
we would prefer though something more.. commercial.
something like... safe sex!
I`m not sure whether such a movie might be interesting.
I guess, a comedy would appeal to the audience more
.. as for example safe sex
We need to attract the audience nowadays.
with a more.. `folk` cinema, more popular like...
like safe sex!
Yes, for example!
Safe sex is not even cinematography.
Maybe, but it sold 1, 500.000 tickets.
Yes, but that doesn`t mean it`s art.
Janni, what are you talking about?
it was a smart and well done comedy.
It was a dull repetition of all the television cliche.
I don`t agree at all. It had a lot of good features.
Shouldn`t you talk about it between you two first?
We don`t necessarily disagree.
Our artistic and creative views differ slightly.
Although they took the grant from EU they can`t find a producer.
That`s how it is.
You know, they are both highly educated.
Jannis for example studied in Paris.
But they don`t know enough people in the field.
You think I`m unaware of that? It`s because of the mafia!
And, remind me, how much money EU gave them?
500,000 euro
Did they go to the producer Takis Panurgias?
Who`s this?
My ex husband.
We have a small company together, Kolossos Films.
Takis is the director. Why don`t they give him a try?
Bitch, what are you doing in there? Are we moving out?
Stop it idiot! You`ll see.
Nadia, are you nuts? Panurgias does porn!
In the 70`s he was considered the king of porn.
But he doesn`t do porn only, he has some shows on TV
Yeah, " quality " shows.
Baby, he has equipment, a studio.
Why do you care about his past?
Our goal is to make our movie
yeah, signed by Kolossos Films
Why is there a chance to make it with Paramount pictures?
Everyone else rejected you.
It`s better not make the movie than cooperate with him.
We are delighted to have you here.
We support new artists and as you see we love quality cinema
It`s just, we haven`t had a chance to do something
different so far.
So guys what do you have for us?
The title of out movie is The End of Passion
The End of Passion? Impressive huh?
It`s obvious that it`s a highly artistic movie.
The main heroine of our film is Phaedra
a woman that falls in love with the son of her husband
That sounds interesting
This love is connected with the passion
of three heroines of literature
Phaedra from Euripides, Madam Bovary and Anna Karenina
Which means .. it`s like 4 sketches?
Erm.. No, The stories take place simultaneously
and the roles played by the same actress.
It`s like as if the same person experiences everything.
in a dreamy environment, like in the movies of Lynch.
You mean the one who did the bridge of the river Kwai?
No the one who did Mullholland drive.
Ah, you mean the western with the two faggots?
No, actually that`s Brokeback Mountain
Anyway, go on.
So, does she have intimate relations with the son of her husband?
Yes, but that`t not the point.
There`s no point in her relationship with the son of her husband?
No.. Yes.. There`s a point.
So, she has intimate relations with him.
Yes but that`s not the target of the film.
Does she also have another target?
The son of her husband is not enough for her?
Actually, I`m talking about the target of the film.
Aleka, let the boy say what he wants. Go on!
Literary passion is born through the characters of Euripides
Bovary and Karenina are European characters
who experience passion in a similar way.
Quite true.
The current capitalism creates some form of sexuality
with no limits.
That`s true.
In our times, everyone thinks only how to fuck
That`s the point!
Fucking?
No!
Takis, you misunderstood them again!
The End of Passion expresses everything.
Janni, what were you talking about?
I want to be clear about what i want.
To Panurgias? He was our only hope!
Are you going to invest money in this crap?
Well, we have 500.000 euros from EU
I`ll contribute with the equipment and the stuff
and we`re gonna produce The End of the Passion
You are going to produce the end of our company
Shut up at last!
In the morning those idiots will film some scene
but in the afternoon, we`ll work overtime
and using the same setting and our actors
we will make our new porn. You got it?
Not quite. Go on, say!
Just think what is gonna be produced this way.
The best porn movie in Europe!
with the title: Room Service Special
Imagine, fucking in snowing Moscow
Orgies in aristocratic Paris
an ancient temple with topless virgins
and naked boys
who are praying to Aphrodite.
Aren`t I a genious?
Cheers!
Hope we`ll make it to Cannes as well!
Wait first for the movie to be done!
What? we won`t send it to Cannes?
We thought about it, but there`s a lot of work until that.
The secret, Jannis is the main female actress.
We have considered Katerina Lechu for that role
Lechu? Sexy woman!
You agree?
Are you nuts? I`d never say no to that
That piece of ass? Never!
And she is very elegant as well.
Well done! She is so tall!
Tall women are best when fucked!
Takis, behave yourself!
He is a little bit vulgar sometimes
Yeah all right, forget about it.
You could have said it in a polite way.
Come on, there`s no misunderstanding between men!
I remind you, there`s a lady among you.
You made my day with Lechu!
I imagine her as Karenina with a mini skirt
so that we can adore her sexy legs
Takis, it`s not possible to dress Karenina in a mini skirt
Takis, let the kids have their vision on the matter.
We are just producers. Am I right?
Ok, ok. My ex might be dummy but sometimes
says something right.
So, guys, give me her mobile and I`ll call her tomorrow
I know she is abroad at the moment.
No prob. Let`s start with the rest of the stuff.
As soon as she`s back from abroad we`ll call her.
Morning!
Morning! Let me introduce Vallia.
Nice to meet you Mrs Vallia.
Vallia is one of the most important movie editors in Greece
She`s been awarded 9 times so far.
It`s an honour to cooperate with Kolossos Films
Mrs Vallia, let us introduce your assistant, Nikos
It`s a huge honor for me to work by your side.
Nikos has been working with us for 3 years
You`ll soon find that out.
Is she deaf-and-dumb?
Mr Byron, you deserve a lot of money but..
the production is very expensive
However, Byron, think of the roles you`ll play
Euripides and fondue, and Tolstoy
Flaubert, Takis, Gustav Flaubert.
Yeah, as if you knew him before.
So, Byron, we all have to be modest
because there are a lot of costs involved
you know, setting, costumes, we`re covering 4 seasons
Like Vivaldi, you see..
Ok, I`ll accept what you offer, under one condition
my name will be first in the title
The first name will be Katerina Lechu
That`s not possible, Takis.
I have 35 years experience, I`ve played with Minotis
Yes, but Lechu has the first role
Sure, but you have to count our contribution to the arts
Katerina, is fine, but rather inexperienced.
Inexperienced? She`s been playing for so many years.
Where exactly?
She`s only made one successful film on TV
and at the moment my film on TV is the best!
My fan club has 3000 members
How many does Lechu have?
Listen boy, because I`m getting pissed.
Katerina Lechu will be the first name want it or not.
Don`t even think about it.
Lechu will play Karenina and I`ll play porn.
Why can`t I play Karenina?
And Lechu will do the porn?
Lechu can stay home. She`s played enough.
Julie, what are you talking about?
Listen, I`ll play on the porn but under one condition.
I will play the first role on the other movie as well
and what about Lechu?
She`ll get shit!
And you think that they`ll accept that?
I don`t give a shit about their opinion
I`m the producer!
How can she always get what she wants?
Why S. Loren hasn`t done anything more alternative?
Of course, and as it`s known Julie takes after Loren
Juile is a big star, and you`ll see it yourself
Let me tell you something else.
About Julie?
Fuck Julie, it`s about me.
Do you need money again?
You`re so superficial and materialistic.
I was just thinking, since you`re planning a "glamour" porn
Why can`t I also take part?
Think about it: guest star, Aleka Duru.
Are you gonna do porn at your age?
Why can`t I make a comeback like Barbara Streisand?
Aleka, porn is like sports. The highest limit is 40 y.o.
After that age, you can be only a trainer.
Ok, ok, it was just a thought.
" what`s wrong with the sink?"
" It`s full, it needs to be empty"
"Who is gonna empty it, I live alone"
" Don`t worry, I`ll take care of you"
" Do you have the proper equipment?"
"Yes, like always"
"Oh my God, your equipment is so huge!"
"What is this tool?"
"little parrot" (kind of plumber tool)
"let me show you how it sings"
"Oh, you`re so hot, you`re so big..."
Guys, I was thinking, is Lechu good for the role of Karenina?
What are you talking about? We wrote the script for her!
Isn`t she too tall?
Who says that Karenina is short?
I`m not sure whether she`s able to express the passion..
because she`s tall?
Dunno whether it is the right choice.
You were crazy about her!
Yeah, sure, but maybe another one would be better.
Like who?
Julie Vikou.
Who is that?
You don`t know her? No!
Ah, she is a very promising actress.
What has she done so far?
She `s done a lot.
Lately, she`s been playing on ` Hot Passion `
What`s that?
A huge success! You can see her this week
because she`s gonna kill herself on the 4 episode.
" My brother has been kidnapped"
" In order to ask money from your husband"
Oh, my God!
Be strong!
My husband, since he found out our affair
he doesn`t want to see me
Is he going to pay money for my brother?
You need to get back to him
for the shake of your brother.
That means, I have to sacrifice our love?
Unfortunately yes..
Our love versus my brother`s life.
What a horrid dilemma.
This is the one to play in our movie? I`d rather jump out of the window.
Don`t you get it? It`s Panourgia`s girlfriend.
So what?
It`s his condition, otherwise no movie!
So, no movie then! I don`t care!
Is it so easy for you?
Why not?
I`m thinking the pluses and minuses.
So what are the pluses so far?
Let`s don`t judge her. It`s not her fault. The series sucks.
Can you imagine that playing Phaedra, Bovary, Karenina?
I`m trying to!
Stamatis, only Lechu is appropriate!
"It`s not your fault, Alexej. It`s me. "
"Forgive me, but something dark puts pressure on me."
" I can`t breathe!"
Can you imagine Julie saying the same words?
"It`s not your fault Alexej. It`s me. "
Forgive me, but something dark puts pressure on me.
" I can`t breathe!"
Is there a way to help you, Anna?
I don`t know. Do you love me?
You are my spouse.
Ok, guys.
How did you find it Stamatis?
Good,very good.
So actors to the make up room and we are continuing!
Stamatis, can I have a word?
Can`t you at least tell her not to do all this pantomime?
because I`m getting nauseous!
I`ve already mentioned that.
How did you find me, Takis?
You`re such a star, Julie!
What about you Aleka?
What about me?
How do you find me?
A little fatter than before.
I`m thinner than never before, ok?
Hi Kostas! Already here?
Yeah, just to check the rehearsal out.
Tell me, will she keep on performing like that?
Don`t get me started, right?
She doesn`t have any theatrical experience. That`s the problem.
She`s not like you, Byron.
That`s right, I have 40 years experience.
Costas, you`re not gonna fuck anyone this time.
What are you talking about?
Who are you gonna fuck, Julie?
No, I`ll fuck Katerina.
Katerina, who? The one working with the script.
Yeah right! I can assure you, you are not her type.
I bet, that I`m gonna fuck that one.
Do you want me to note down the good scenes?
if you find one...
Come on! Can`t you see what`s happening?
It`s gonna be okay..
I have a horrible headache.
Let`s talk to Toula, she knows some remedies.
Mary, give me the list with the phone numbers of the crew.
Don`t have it now. Next week.
Don`t you have Katerina`s number?
Go fuck yourself, Katerina is not for you!
So, let me fuck you then.
Ok ok, my boy, I`ll do you this favor.
Ok, give it it me! So write.. 6..
Hi Alexandra!
How are you my love?
I have a lot of stress, today`s my first day.
Don`t worry, the role is yours!
So, Jannis said I should do my make up.
Can`t you see there`s another one in line?
Yes, but the next scene is mine.
Wait, I`ll give her her wig and then it`s your turn.
Ok then
She is quite nasty though.
She is just a little girl, Alexandra.
We were also young once but we had character.
But, what can you say, I was taught by Karolos Koyn.
Did you get the number? Why do you care?
Tell me! Get lost!
The end of passion, Scene 1.
Let`s go!
Why aren`t you honest with me, Anna?
Have I done something wrong?
It`s not your fault. Something dark puts pressure on me.
I can`t breathe!
Guys, stop!
Julie, I want it a bit simplier, more plain.
Why Stamatis, I`m not simple enough?
I wantedto say, leave the feeling in your eyes, Don`t move your hands so much.
Ok, got it!
The end of Passion scene 2.
Why aren`t you honest with me, Anna?
It`s not your fault Alexej. Something dark puts pressure on me.
I can`t breathe!
Julie, the " I can`t breathe" was a bit too much.
You want it simplier?
Let`s try it once more.
The end of Passion. Scene 3, 4, 9, 12, 17
I can`t breathe!
Just suffocate you bitch, so that we can go home today.
Guys, break!
Julie couldn`t be dumber. She understands nothing.
Maybe she just got stressed.
It`s not that. She has no talent.
If only I had this role.
It`s not your fault Alexej, you are kind to me.
It`s me. Something dark puts pressure on me.
I can`t breathe!
You had lunch? I don`t eat here!
What are you reading?
I want this autograph for my daughter. She adores you!
Every time you`re on TV, she runs directly to it.
What show are we talking about?
` The cursed love`
You, Toula, you don`t want an autograph?
Yeah, give me one for my daughter of course..
End of break!
I can`t breathe!
Is there a way to help you Anna? I don`t know.
Do you love me Alexej? You are my spouse.
Stop!
Are we done at last? Yes, Byron yes.
That`s the end for today!
At last she managed to suffocate.
That was great, one shift equals one scene.
Stop being grumpy Janni, please"
Have they all left?
Yeap.
Where is Travolta? He`s parking his car.
10 minutes break and we`re starting filming!
And what did he text you exactly?
What are you up to tonight? Kostas.
Ah, I see he wastes no time.
Are we sure it`s Kostas the actor and not sb else?
Who else? The electrician? He`s known you for years!
He got horny today?
And I don`t know any other Kostas.
Don`t you remember when he asked you
if you also wanted an autograph?
There so many young girls around him, why me?
He likes mature women, I read it in Cosmo.
How much mature?
Not one step before death! Women like us!
Where have you been Johnny?
Boss! See? When you called, I left the taxi
and came here immediately
That`s my boy. So go have a shower, and we`ll start.
Say it once more Johnny..
I`ve already said it 10 times!
Let`s move on! Time is passing!
Aleka, good things take time.
Why arent`t you talking to me Anna, did I do sth wrong?
Put some feeling on those lines, you asshole!
You are Karenin and you are supposed to know about Vronsky
What is Vronsky?
A new cleaning detergent! It`s her lover!
Does she have an affair and I know it?
Yes, that`s what we are talking about.
And why can`t I just beat her up?
Karenin doesn`t beat women up. He is sensitive.
Are we sure he`s not a queer?
No, you dumb ass, he is a tragic figure.
... says Martin Scorcese.
Aleka, cut it off. Listen to me: " Have I done something wrong......"
So, you want it like soap opera?
No, Johnny, something more modern, more American.
Can I do it like De Niro?
Don`t move your hands like an idiot!
Express the feeling through your eyes and the words.
For God`s sake! I just came here to fuck
and you have been torturing me.
He`s right, we want to make it just a bit artistic!
Room Service Special Scene 1
Why aren`t you honest with me Anna? Did I do sth wrong?
It`s not your fault Alexej, it`s me. Something dark puts pressure on me
I can`t breathe!
Can I assist you in any way Anna?
I don`t know. Do you love me Alexej?
No need to ask about it Anna.
Grab my cock to see how much it loves you.
Great guys! Vaggeli, zoom it!
Julie fuck him!
Can`t you see that Julie is unable to perform?
We`ll figure something out.
Like how?
We`ll shorten her part.
How can we shorten her role?
Why aren`t you honest with me Anna?
Have I done something to hurt you?
No.
I feel that there is something dark that puts pressure on you.
and you don`t seem to breathe. Is it true?
Yes.
Do you know how can I help you?
No.
Anna, do you know that I love you?
Yes.
Every husband loves his wife.
Maybe.
Are you insane? The main role will say only yes and no?
Don`t be so negative!
if it doesn`t work, we`ll dub her. What?
Julie will act and Lechu will speak.
Are you done with your ideas or not?
There must be a solution.
Every problem has its solution.
Oh, Johnny Depp is wonderful.
You know, I know his agent.
Seriously?
After we finish with this movie, we can contact him.
Morning, morning!
So, tell me, has he sent an other message?
Yes, he asked why I didn`t answer to him.
You are such a slut!
Come on!
What, you won`t answer to him?
Not right now, he has to wait a bit.
Text him now, before some other bitch gets him first.
Can`t you see Alexandra? She`s fully prepared.
You think so? Yes!
So what are you writing?
" you go too fast my boy "
He already answered?
Yes, he said " life is short"
What are you gonna answer?
" Those who know how to live, know how to wait"
How did you think of that?
I read it somewhere
Guys, lets rehearse!
"Patience is bitter, yet its results sweet"
Let`s go!
You shouldn`t have come here Alexej.
Anna is sick.
Darya, I have to see her.
But she is exhausted.
She is exhausted and that might kill her.
Alexej, Alexej, don`t go upstairs!
Ok, good, let`s move on!
Mmmm, you naughty, impatient boy.
" Some things are not given without hard try"
(russian accent) Alexej, can`t be here.
Anna is up sick
Darya, I have to see her.
She is exhausted, (spelling mistake)
Go hell, hard words! Why Panurgias want that?
Room Service 4 was better
open door, bring champagne, grab dick, fuck end of story
this have a lot words
He wants to make it more artistic.
Yes, but people bore words. They forward film go to fucking
What happend?
Fotis had an accident.
What now?
Shut up, I`m thinking!
.. she is exhausted, ...(mistake again)
For fucks sake what is `exhausted`?
very bad, only lying in bed
Can I just say kaput?
So, we`ll go on filming? Who`s gonna play Vronski, you?
Shut up, I won`t play the role. Who then?
Spyros will.
That brain-fart?
He`s good, he has hidden talents.
Last time on Room Service, Tamara gave him a blowjob.
Takis! Be professional!
Blowjob is easy, fucking is a responsible thing.
She up, tired, kaput from sickness, if see her, she dead.
And what should I do Darya?
Fuck me instead.
Excellent, excellent!
Mr Panurgias, I did it once for fun. Can`t do it again.
How about with 1000 euros, 2000 euros?
Money is not the reason.
3000 euros!
Who the hell you think you are, Tom Cruise?
Vaggeli, move the camera so we can film it like "Lars Von Trias"
Ready? Start!
Alexej, ah
Faster, Spyros, we`ll fall asleep
Faster!
The new generation is not serious about the profession
Mr Panurgias! What?
I just came.
Gosh, what a disaster!
This is what happens if you don`t have the right professionals.
Yes, but it`s also his fault `faster, faster, faster!
Break!
Hell, why they brought me that rat?
He saw how hot you are and..
Yeah, right, but this my career and he ruin it.
Aleka do you remember the "sleeping with the whores"?
I sure do!
I could hold it in for at least five hours..
Five hours?
How is it going, Spyros? Is anything getting higher?
Yeah, sort of..
Alexej ah
What again?
Sorry boss, I came again!
Will you keep on cumming for the rest of the shift?
Break again!
We won`t finish today... My mother in law is babysitting my kid.
And I have to cook for tomorrow..
What are you gonna cook?
Chicken roll..
Mary, didn`t you give him something to delay the thing?
Sure! Give him something stronger!
Alexej ah,
How you see it, Spyros, we finish today?
She`s right, Spyros, it`s 11 pm.
My husband is gonna divorce me..
Something happened and I can`t cum now.
And how are we gonna film the epic finale?
Don`t worry boss, if Spyros can`t cum..
We can use a bit of liquid soap.
and how we will use that?
Tamara is gonna do her " ah, ah"
and we `ll throw her the soap
Johnny get ready!
Get lost! 1500 euro, that`s all you get
Johnny come here!
Just a minute, I should prepare my equipment first.
That means no soap?
No need! Johnny`s back!
So, here`s gonna be Tamara with a topless robe
and around her there will be naked virgins
touching her and chant a chorus from Euripides
Alright, but why the hell you need Euripides?
Why don`t we film a nice ancient Greek lesbian orgy
to make people happy?
Do we need Euripides for that?
What are you talking about? Euripides was a genious poet.
Listen to what he wrote thousands of years ago
(he recites an extract from Euripides)
Are you still texting her?
" Patience is the beauty of women" Cicero.
Who`s that?
Some Roman sculptor.
And how come and you know him?
I got a book with quotes at home.
So ready? Let`s start!
Just a minute, my collar has a stain.
Tula!
Coming!
Take it easy Tula, I just shaved, it burns!
That`s what you deserve naughty boy.
Why Tula? What have I done to you?
I could be your mother!
Are you nuts Tula?
Me, not. Someone else, yes.
So, what bothers you Anna? Talk to me at last!
My husband won`t divorce me.
I`m trapped. I`m miserable.
For me, there`s only death.
So, what bothers you Anna? Talk to me at last!
My husband won`t divorce me.
I`m trapped! I`m miserable!
Will you stroke my big boobs?
Great! Vaggelis, camera closer! Julie Fuck him!
I have sworn to Artemis.
And nothing can change that?
Nothing.
My life is over.
I have sworn to Artemis.
And nothing can change that?
Nothing!
Not even if I show you my candy ass?
Great! Vaggelis camera closer! Julie fuck him!
Be honest.
I need 8,000 francs.
8000 francs? Where can I find this money, Emma?
Be honest.
I need 8,000 francs.
8000 francs? Suck my balls for now and then we`ll see.
Naughty boy!
Great! Vaggelis, camera closer! Julie fuck him!
Julie fuck him!
( choric ode )
I shouldn`t have come here.
Nadia are you crazy?
Yes, I`m crazy.
Did you want it to happen yes or no?
I did and I still do but this affair has to stop.
I`m leaving!
Are you leaving for now, for ever, or what?
For now for sure. For ever, we`ll see.
Who`s that?
Don`t worry. It`s probably someone from the block.
Get rid of him, so that I can leave.
Jannis? Weren`t you supposed to be at your mum`s?
Yes, I was. I tried to call you but you had it off.
Erm.. I was studying.
Studying what?
The script, what else?
Cool, I also wanted to talk to you about the script.
Can`t we talk about it tomorrow?
Are you gonna stay?
What? Are we gonna talk by the door?
Are you alone? Nope!
Come on, so who is it? Someone new?
Yeah, brand new.
From work? Do I know her?
I can`t tell you.
Why not?
Because she`s married.
Is it Tula, the make up artist?
Yes, that`s right, it`s Tula.
And don`t say a word, ok?
Yeah, yeah, see you tomorrow!
No one from the building.
We are so sad.
The petit bourgeois kind of theater bores me to tears.
I only seek innovation.
What sort of innovation can you expect in Greece?
Whereas in America..
Hm.. I`m more into European theater.. I adore Sera.
Really? I`ll play Sera in the winter.
So tiring though.
You`re right..
Crap! there`s only a bit of milk left.
You can have it!
it`s okay, you can have it.
Take this now and you`ll owe me some.
Hah! Want me to pay it to you or what?
Yes but not with money.
Kostas, are you crazy?
I`m pacient.
And the one who`s patient is always awarded. B. Franklin.
Have you seen Tula? No!
He always needs Tula for something.
I wonder that he sees on her.
Hey, doesn`t he have a relationship with a model?
And, you believe that?
They were seen together in Myconos.
I`ve read it in Cosmo.
Yes, but do you believe they are together?
Why not? There had many pictures together.
This is all marketing. You are so innocent..
What do you mean?
You are very young and thus so innocent.
Kostas is after someone else.
He`s rather into Byron than women.
Seriously?
Yes! At work he flirts with women..
At night he sleeps with Byron.
Your co-worker is successful with women.
Katerina is totally into him.
What do you need from me?
I`ve been looking for you.
Why? Did you miss me?
Yes, I want you to help me with wearing the uniform
You can`t do it on your own?
Or you`re looking for excuses to see me?
What for Tula?
You pretend you don`t know... Kazanova!
Tula, are you gonna help me or not?
I`m not your slave.
Go for help to your model girlfriend.
I think that Kostas is very talented indeed.
You think so?
Yes, he`s doing great as Hippolytos
as well as Vronsky. Plus he`s hot.
He`s ok.
The problem is with Julie though.
Yes, but she fucks with the appropriate person.
This is how careers are built.
Well, she is a nice girl, she tries hard..
Not so sure about the "nice" part.
If only you knew what she said about you.
Did she dare talk about my acting that little cunt?
No, no, she`s not interested in your acting.
So, Anna Arkadyevna?
Are you leaving Alexej Alexandrovich?
It`s already late Anna Arkadyevna.
Alexej Kirilovich is talking to me about the last book
of Sergej Turgenev, I`ll come later.
Stephen Kirilovich will escort me.
Stop!
Julie, this is Kirilovich and this is Arkadyevnich.
I`m so sorry.
I got it!
So, Anna Arkadyevna?
Are you leaving Alexej Kirilovich?
Stop!
What again? Didn`t I say Alexej Kirilovich?
Yes, but this is Alexej Kirilovich.
This is Alexej Alexandrovich.
Alexej Kirilovich is your lover.
Alexej Alexandrovich is your husband.
Both being Alexej is so confusing!
It was also confusing for the authentic Anna
that`s way she fell under the train.
Sorry guys!
She is gonna mess it up again.
So, Anna Arkadyevna?
Are you leaving Alexej Alexandrovich?
Isn`t it late Anna Arkadyevna?
Alexej Kirilovich is talking to me about the last book
of Ivan Stepanovich Turgenev.
Stop!
What again?
Didn`t I name properly my husband and my lover?
Yes, but you didn`t say Ivan Sergeyevich.
Who`s this? How is he related to me?
Turgevev?
It`s your brother in law..
Turgenev is a writer, and he was called
Ivan Sergeyevich.
Oh come on you guys that`s a detail!
You`re torturing my little girl.
Takis, let the artists decide!
How important this mistake was?
Takis, Turgenev is a real person.
We can`t change his name!
The name Turgenev exists!
Is he still alive?
No, but he is a very famous writer!
He sure is. He also wrote Brothers Karamazov.
Tolstoy wrote that.
And what has Turgenev wrote?
No idea. First time I hear his name.
I still think these are unimportant details!
He is leaving because we insulted
his " Meryl Streep"
Come on guys, let`s focus this time!
So, Anna Arkadyevna?
Are you leaving Alexej Alexandrovich?
Isn`t it late, Anna Arkadyevna?
Alexej Kirilovich is talking to me about the last book of
Divan Sergeyevich Turgenev.
I can`t believe that!
What have I done this time?
You serious? Divan? What`s gonna be next time? Sofan?
Ivan, like Ivana.
Aleka, I only speak with my director!
Yeah, as if you understand what he is talking about.
Let`s focus guys. Julie, do you need a break?
No, Stamatis, what for?
Maybe to study your lines my love..
I`ve studied my lines 20 times so far.
So the problem lies somewhere else..
So what? Are we gonna continue or not?
Of course, Mary we are more ready than ever!
She`s not gonna say that, you`ll see.
So, Anna Arkadyevna?
Are you leaving Alexej Alexandrovich?
Isn`t it late Anna Arkadyevna?
Alexej Kirilovich is talking to me about the last book of
Ivan Sergeyevich Turgenev. I`ll come later.
Stepan Stepanovich will escort me.
Stop!
I don`t understand! what now?
Julie, Stepan Stepanovich won`t escort you!
So who will escort me?
Four men and a priest!
Your brother will escort you. Stepan Arkadyevich.
It`s your brother , that`s why he is called Arkadyevich.
What is your name?
Julie Viku
I don`t feel well.
On the film, Julie, what`s your name?
Anna Karenina
Anna Arkadyevna Karenina.
You share the same name with your brother.
Is his name also Karenin?
I`ll faint!
Karenin is your husband, for fucks sake!
This is Alexej Alexandrovich Karenin, your husband.
This is Alexej Kirilovich Vronsky, your lover.
And this is Stepan Arkadyevich Oblonsky, your brother
with whom you share the same name.
Is my name also Oblonsky?
I`m dying!
Since you got married to me, your name is Karenina!
But, Mr Byron Russian names are very complicated..
Ovlonsky, Vronsky, Karenin..
Turgenev.
Shut up Aleka!
just wanted to help!
Julie, would you like to stop for a while?
What are you talking about Stamatis?
I never stop the filming of a scene.
But you have stopped the filming 5 times so far!
I just made a mistake!
The question is whether you said anything right.
It`s nothing hard: your husband, your lover and your brother!
It`s also Turgenev..
Aleka!
Just wanted to remind her that.
Julie has made one mistake. Everyone makes mistakes.
Even Marlon Brando.
Yes, but Marlon Brando acts as well.
Let`s calm down and do it once more!
We are totally calm, Stamatis!
Okay, just once more!
No chance!
Rather cross your fingers.
Well, in order to say " I can`t breathe" which was Greek
it took her a whole shift.
Imagine now that she has to speak Russian.
So, Anna Arkadyevna?
Are you leaving Alexej Alexandrovich?
Isn`t it late, Anna Arkadyevna?
Alexej Kirilovich is talking to me about
the last book of Ivan Sergeyevich Turgenev.
I`ll come later, Stepan Arkadyevich will escort me
with... oh, what`s your name?
Jane Fonda.
Stamatis, what are we going to do today?
Darya Alexadrovna is her name, Julie.
I don`t know, something is wrong with me today.
As if you were perfect yesterday.
Alexandra, I`ve put a lot of effort on that.
Do you call that an effort?
Why are you all against me, what did I do?
Because you`ve exhausted us with your bullshit!
Mr Byron!
Byron, how can you behave like this?
I can`t stand it anymore!
My blood pressure will explode soon!
How old is he by the way?
Around 65.
Byron,please, relax.
What 65, he`s almost 70.
He looks good for his age.
He`s undergone plastic surgery. I`ve read it in Cosmo.
Where did he go for that?
No Stamatis, I can`t relax, she is not respectful.
I`ve been acting for 40 years!
I haven`t seen such stubborness all these years.
She is not able to say 4 names?
You forgot to mention Turgenev!
Aleka, cut it off, for God`s sake!
Come on Byron, we are all nervous, let`s relax.
Nervous? I don`t feel well, I can`t feel my arm.
What`s wrong, Byron? Bring him a chair!
I`m dying, that`s it!
Say farewell to the veteran.
Julie Viku managed to get him out of the way.
It`s out of stress, Byron it`s nothing!
Should we call 911?
Call somebody to take that bimbo outta here!
You promised me to work with Lechu.
and then you brought me that fart.
I try my best and I respect my co workers.
We are not co workers!
Don`t answer to her, Byron!
She`s unable to respect a 60 year old person!
He`s lying about his age..
She goes around saying that I`m bum bandit !
She says what?
Oh, Byron is a pole smoker?
Did I say that you are a bum bandit?
Yes, you bitch!
Did I say that you are a bum bandit?
Shut up Julie!
Did I say that you are a bum bandit?
Yes you bitch, and you also say
that I have a relationship with Kostas!
With me?
Yes!
You idiot! Did you say that I have something with Byron?
I said nothing . Alexandra said that.
What have you just said, you slut?
Weren`t you talking about that
when we were at the make up? Mimi was also there.
Isn`t that so Mimi?
I know nothing.
Do you dare talk about me you talentless crap?
Me, that everyone respects and recognizes
my artistic value. Byron, say something!
Come on Alexandra, forget about it, let it go!
You don`t believe me? That`s it!
I`m suffocating, I`m fainting!
Julie Anaconda will eventually kill everyone here.
I`m innocent! Where`s Takis?
I want to talk with the producer! I`m quitting!
I swear, I said nothing about Byron.
Come on, don`t cry now.
They want to get me out of the way
because I`m young and beautiful
It was just bad timing. Let`s forget it.
You`re not being serious.
How can you just quit?
They envy me, that`s all.
They just got nervous.
And Byron, you know, he`s an old man.
Over 75 for sure..
You also made some small mistakes...
I knew my part by heart!
You forgot Turgenev once more!
Aleka, please, get out.
I will, however, she will never remember Turgenev.
Aleka, please!
They envy me.
Come one, don`t exaggerate.
Alexandra might be a bit of a gossiper
but she`s not a bad person.
I don`t mind Alexandra, the bitch.
Nor that asshole Byron
and that know-it-all Kostas
Who bothers you then?
He does!
Me? Why me?
The rest just ignore me.
You are the one who really hates me!
We `ve never exchanged one word!
Precisely!
You see that I fuck up all of your movie
and you don`t say a word!
What are you talking about?
Just admit that you wanted Katerina Lechu!
Because I`m nothing in comparison to her.
Admit it, it`s because I`m a b class actress
As about the others, they will always
kiss my ass because I`m Panurgias`s girlfriend.
However, that one will never change his opinion about me
Julie, you are being unfair.
Say something for fuck`s sake!
I`ll talk with her, since I`m her problem.
What do you mean?
Get out, Stamatis
Julie, I indeed wanted Katerina Lechu
And why didn`t you insist on having her?
I couldn`t.
So, if you didn`t have the guts to insist
you should have tried your best with me
instead of fantasizing Katerina Lechu
You`re right.
I know that.
What are they doing there for so long?
Why don`t you go see?
Just let them for a while.
I honestly wanted to become a real actress
this movie was a risk for both of us
and I really tried a lot, but I can`t anymore..
No, you can do better.
You just say that because you want to finish your movie.
No, I am saying this because I can see that on you.
What do you see?
After 4 weeks of filming I can see a real human being
with human feelings
What did you think? That I have no feelings?
You may call me an asshole
but this is what i thought of you.
So, I`ll call you an asshole then.
Ok, I was a bit upset but that doesn`t mean
she has to quit!
You also called her talentless..
Well, she has some minor acting problems.
however, she is young, she has future
She is a bit of a stirrer, but deep down she is a good kid.
There was`nt any reason for all this mess
What`s up guys? Having a break?
That is, there was a big fight?
Not really, just Julie got a bit pissed off
but she is now with Janis and they are solving the issue
Shall I go check on them?
Let them find the solution themselves!
What can I tell you? The were horrible
to that little girl. Especially Byron. He was the worst.
Are you serious? They called her talentless?
Well, don`t make it a bit deal now.. yes they did.
Takis, where are you going?
To see how Julie is.
Takis! Let the artists decide what`s best for them.
They will only if I am also there.
What`s up Takis?
Are you asking me, my love?
You tell me what happened.
Nothing at all. just a small misunderstanding.
So, are we resuming,
Of course, Stamatis.
Are you ready Mr Byron?
Yes, my love, as ready as I`ll ever be!
Oh sweety, let me fix your hair.
Ok guys?
I don`t understand it.
You don`t understand what? I`m in love with Julie.
I think about her all the time.
I just wanted to say..
... that we are not made for each other.
What do you find in Tula then?
Tula who? A Tula. yes you`re right.
As Tula is not your type, the same happens with me and July
Αre you gonna tell that to Nadia?
I`m thinking about it.
You have to tell her!
I know, but I don`t have the courage yet.
You need to find the courage.
Since you love July, you should stay with her.
Jannis is working and you came here to talk.
Aren`t you guilty at all?
What we are doing is cheating. Don`t you see?
Are you so sure that Janis is totally faithful?
What are you trying to say?
Do you find it impossible?
As if what we are doing is not enough
we blame Janis for the same thing.
I didn`t say he is unfaithful, i just made a hypothesis
You got vivid imagination!
What are you thinking about, baby?
That I`m happy.
I`m happy because you are next to me,
I want to change my life.
I want to confess everything to Takis
I want to be all yours.
I want to be yours, Leon. I want to change my life.
I want to confess everything to my husband
and leave away with you.
I love you Leon. I love you too, Emma.
Stop! Great guys! Super Julie!
How come and she started to remember her lines?
Hard to say.
Come on, you bitch, tell me what happened?
Today this has been the third message.
He wrote: It tortures me waiting for you.
He writes so nice messages.
Yes, he seems to be quite intelligent!
You are the dumb one!
Me, why me?
Are you gonna keep on sending messages all the time?
Well, what can I do? I`m married, you know that!
No one is gonna find out.
You`re rejecting such a hottie?
Go to his changing room..
To do what?
Just to talk..
Are you out of your mind? No way.
Tula?
They are changing the scene. It`ll take them at least an hour.
So what?
It tortures me waiting for you.
What do you mean, Tula?
You tell me, naughty boy.
Tula, are you drunk or what?
Love always finds us wherever we are.
Tula, have you lost it?
Are you scared?
Me, scared, why?
The thing with the messages has lasted for too long don`t you think?
What messages are you talking about, Tula?
He wasn` the one sending the messages?
No!
Who was sending them then?
No idea.
Which means, that it was Kostas, the electrician
That hairy pig? Are you nuts?
You`re wrong, He`s kind of hot.
As if me being rediculous is not enough!
I just said that Kostas is a handsome man.
He looks like a bear, that`s all.
You also seem to forget that I`m a married woman.
I agree.
I can`t go that low. To fuck with an electrician.
So what will you do?
I `ll just text him not to bother me again.
Well, how much was our bet? 50 euros?
Yeah, right. Go to hell.
I can show you her message: Meet me after work.
Start the engine.
Excuse me?
Told my husband, we will be filming all night.
Tula, what are you doing in my car?
There are not good girls gone wrong.
- just bad girls found out!
I curse the moment I met him. I was just an innocent girl.
What will I do, tell me?
Relax, my girl.
He made me his and now he wants me to get divorced.
Does he want to move in with you?
Yes, but I can`t ruin my family.
What happened to you? I feel so sorry.
I am with my husband and I think of Kostas.
I can`t pretend anymore.
I can`t pretend any more. I hear your voice
And I think it`s him talking to me.
I love him. I`m his mistress.
I hate you and I am scared, but I can`t hide it anymore.
I`m in love with Vronsky.
In that case, we shouldn`t say anything to anyone
until i decide what to do to protect my dignity.
Bravo Julie, Bravo Byron!
At last he mentioned my name!
How did you find the part, Jannis?
Julie, what`s with Jannis?
Nothing, why are you asking?
Exactly, until recently you were nothing to him.
Maybe, he changed his mind
or maybe I improved myself.
Doesn`t he fancy you?
Well, he`s a man, isn`t he?
Stamatis is also a man, but he doesn`t behave that way.
What are you trying to say?
I want to know whether you are provoking him.
Takis, " I can`t pretend any more. You talk to me
and I hear his voice. I`m his mistress.
I can`t stand you anymore. I hate you and I`m scared
but I can`t hide it from you anymore.
I am in love with him".
What are you talking about? We filmed those lines yesterday.
Don`t you understand? I`m in love with Jannis.
We will stay like this until the end of the film
in order to protect your dignity.
What did you just say, you bitch?
Fucking cunt!
Kalimera!
Take those sunglasses off.
Who do you think you are, Greta Garbo?
What is this?
A pan fell on me as I opened the cupboard.
On your eye?
What a coincidence, huh?
We can`t film today.
I can`t correct this with make up.
This needs wall paint in order to be covered.
Who hit you?
A pan.
Panurgias did it.
I also believe that.
Takis! Takis!
Jannis, please stop!
Aleka, where is Panurgias?
What happened?
We are going to stop filming.
Takis, stop, I will act as if nothing happened.
Like one-eyed?
You will film only my side.
What happened to you?
Can you stop shouting? Let`s go to the dressing room
to talk about it.
Ok, it`s a fact that she has not talent.
Was there any reason to hit her like that?
Are you nuts? It wasn`t me!
Panurgias did it.
Because she has no talent?
Because I told him about my relationship with Jannis.
What?
Jannis and I are a couple.
You and Jannis?
Yes, Aleka.
Hm.. you are a bigger whore than I imagined.
Katerina, come , wanna tell you sth.
Mary, will someone inform me what is going on?
I have 30 years of theater experience.
We know that Byron. We do.
There`s a small problem. We will film the scene
with Karenin and Vronsky.
Fine, but make sure next time to inform me.
I`m not an extra here!
What happened, Mary?
Prepare the scene and I`ll come back.
What happened in there?
Something like the end of the world. Jannis has an affair with Julie.
Who with?
Alexej Alexandrovych, forgive me.
If this situation is for you hard
it`s unbearable for me.
I love your wife. I love Anna.
Kostas, please, you first say " I love Anna"
and then you leave.
What are you doing here?
Don`t leave Alexej Kirilovych.
You know I applied for a divorce.
Aren`t you being foolish?
In the beginning I felt awfully.
I can say, I wanted you both to die.
This is life, sweetheart. All men, even the intellectual ones
they always end up with sluts.
God gave me the blessing of forgiveness.
I wish, I will always feel like that.
Where is that fucking whore? I will kill her!
What`s that again?
Where is the slut?
It seems we won`t work today.
Excuse me sir, what do you need?
Tula!
Thomas, what do you want in here?
I will kill you, I will struggle you!
Is that her husband?
No, it`s her landlord. She hasn`t paid the rent.
Get out. We are working here!
Admit now who your lover is.
What are you talking about?
Admit it you, whore!
Stamati, get out now!
Don`t you understand Greek?
Get out now!
What for?
what do you mean what for?
He is Tula`s husband.
And what?
Where is he? I will kill him as well.
He`s said he`s gonna kill you. Leave now!
why?
Aren`t you supposed to have an affair with Tula?
Yes, yes, you`re right!
Tell me you slut who he is!
Thomas, go home, I don`t have an affair!
How many times do I have to repeat that?
You forgot your mobile at home.
And I read his message: " Love, are we meeting tonight?
See you at work, Kostas. "
Aleka? Are you gonna do something about it?
Just a minute, Kostas.
Is that you then? I was suspecting that.
But at I didn`t want to believe that she had an affair
with such a sissy!
Kostas, what is he talking about?
Stop Byron!
You haven`t mentioned that you are part time straight!
You fucked my wife, you shit?
Get out sir!
Me with Tula? Are you crazy?
Isn`t your name Kostas?
So what? Am I the only Kostas in Greece?
He`s right about it.
And you? Are you his lawyer or what?
I`m the famous actor Byron Paschos.
I couldn`t care less!
Mary, call the police!
By the time they arrive, they will be both dead.
I have nothing to do with it!
Tula, say something!
Go home, Thomas!
You haven`t got an affair, huh?
We`ll see. I`m calling his number. Let`s see
who is going to answer.
How many times have I told you to keep your mobiles
off at work?
Is that you? Is this your boyfriend?
Thomas, please, leave!
How many are getting fucked in this movie?
Hit me then, not him!
I will kill you bitch!
Tula, go away, he`s got a knife!
Yes, I confess, I`m with him!
Tula, what are you talking about?
Buddy, don`t listen to her, Nothing happened between us.
We had sex a few times, but I didn`t know she was married.
What?
What have you done, you whore? You`ll die!
Hey, hey, what`s going on?
This is not a brothel!
At last Takis, at last!
Who interrupted the movie? You?
(Jannis) Yes, me!
You keep your mouth shut! You`re out of subject.
(to Jannis) I can do with my girlfriend whatever I want.
(Thomas) Is he also Tula`s boyfriend?
You`re also out of subject!
You are not her boyfriend any more, she`s with me now.
(Thomas) How many people here fuck my wife?
Who`s this asshole?
Tula`s husband.
How many men have you fucked during the filming?
And what are you doing here?
I will kill all of you!
What happened Jannis?
The film was postponed.
Anyway, we have to talk.
And you found Julie Viku to cheat me with?
Does it matter who it is?
We`ve been 6 years together.
We were planning to have a kid.
And you sacrifice everything for Julie Viku?
What can I tell? You`re right.
We have to break up.
Try to forgive me, please.
" I won`t forgive you, Leon".
"You cheated, you misleaded me, I believed all the things you said to me."
Do they really believe that they will apply to the festival with this trash?
Pour me some whisky.
So, what`s left from that film?
Something happened and they postponed it for a week.
However, they will be done on Friday.
Where are you going? Where?
I`m leaving, Stamatis.
You knew everything and you said nothing.
I swear I knew nothing!
Not only did you know but you also covered for him!
I knew nothing. It was also a surprise for me!
Anyway, why does it matter?
We love each other. You are now not with him
so we can be together.
Isn`t it what you wanted?
Yes, but not in this way!
I don`t understand you! Why don`t you tell him we are together?
Whatever he may have done, I can`t tell him anything
before the end of the movie.
He has broken up with you. What are you waiting for?
We won`t tell him anything before the editing is done.
Have you regretted being with me?
Why aren`t you honest with me?
Don`t push me. Let the things come alone.
(Lechu as Anna) She will come again and she will stay with you
Like I stayed with Vronsky.
And that was the beginning of the end.
Yes, but our story is quite different.
Your husband didn`t want to divorce you.
Yes, but that wasn`t the problem.
On the contrary, obstacles boost love.
The only enemy of love is time.
And you have only one way to stop the time. By dying.
That`s why I fell in front of the train. To stop the time.
Please, my love, don`t hung up!
I only asked you for a bit of time.
Give me a second chance, I know you love me!
I promise, I`ll never insult you again!
Go fuck yourself, you bitch. Whodo you think you are
to set the rules?
I don`t tolerate this behaviour. Understood?
She upsetted you .
I am not allowed to go to her pharmacy without warning her.
Because her husband might be there. And what?
That means that her husband knows about you two?
Is she loves me, she has to tell him.
Pour me some whisky.
Maybe some other time since we are waiting
for Stamatis and Jannis to work?
Fuck them!
Good morning! Hi!
Welcome!
We were just talking about you.
"I`m in love with Vronsky"
Vronsky, who? That queer?
Don`t talk about him like that, Alexej!
I`ll show you what an authentic male looks like!
Bravo!
You`ve done a good job, indeed.
When will it be completed?
I just need a week and the Room Space Special
will be completely ready.
Bravo, you`re great!
How about the other movie?
The End of the Passion?
Going slow, I`d say. Mrs Vallia has some problems of her own.
With her girlfriend?
You also know about it, right?
You`re talking about Tania, who has the pharmacy in Pagrati.
She has hurt Mrs Vallia very much.
I will burn your pharmacy to the ground, bitch!
I will destroy you!
I`ll hurt you the same way you hurt me!
Sorry guys!
Niko, pour me some whisky!
Vallia, could we maybe work a bit?
What more can I do, I`m doing my best!
Vallia, we are totally behind schedule!
We have to register the movie
to the festival of Cannes in 15 days!
And you believe that they are gonna accept it?
Doesn`t matter! We want to send it!
Ok, ok, we still have time, two weeks ahead!
Is that a joke, Vallia? In 2 weeks everything will be ready and sent?
We don`t have to make a proper DVD.
We`ll make a simple copy, we`ll sent it
and when it`s accepted, IF it is ever accepted
we`ll send the appropiate copy.
Anyway, will the editing be done in 2 weeks?
Let`s don`t get nervous guys!
Right, you got us nervous.
Let`s continue with what we were doing before.
Yeap, what was that?
At the point when she is sleeping with Vronsky,
The Bovary?
What are you talking about?
Vronsky sleeps with Karenina.
With the mixture you have made and you call it a film
I wouldn`t be surprised if he was sleeping with Jeanne d`Ark.
(Lechu as Karenina): Are you happy, Stamatis?
Why did you come again?
To tell you the truth.
Anna, I and Nadia love each other. My story has a happy end.
The happy end is a creation of human weakness.
There are no happy ends, Stamati.
Everything, even love dies.
Nothing stands the passing of time.
There are things that stand the passing of time. Like art.
Do you think you create art that will be immortal?
Yes, why not?
Art consistently talks about death.
Death and tragedy.
The real art exceeds the limits of death.
There are nothing like "real"
The only reality is our bodies.
We experience a minute of utter happiness
when loving somebody, however, then
we get old and we eventually die.
Every human creation is destined to die.
My silky hair, my pale skin, my charm
are all made by your temporary, unreal art.
We`re over, do you get it, Tania, it`s the end between us!
"Love is like a flower on a cliff"
"In order to cut it, you have to get to the cliff"
No, dummy, I`m not by the cliff. I`m at the studio.
No, I`m not coming to you!
I`m not your little toy!
I can`t come, I already told you, I got work to do!
I have to finish the DVD that we need to send to Cannes, tomorrow.
No, I`m not going to Cannes myself.
No I will go to Cannes myself, why would you care?
Go to hell! Chicken!
She tried to convince you that she`s right.
Yes, that cow did try that.
Fancy some whisky?
Already had three.
it`s OK.
Never trust a woman. They are a horrible kind.
You think I don`t know that they are all bitches?
That`s right.
Mrs Vallia, I once had a girlfriend.
She didn`t want to have sex with me for 3 years.
Why that?
She never felt ready for that.
And I was waiting for that moment to come.
And had to go solo for all those years.
You were jerking off for 3 years?
Was there an other option?
And once, I found her having a threesome.
That cronk!
Ever since, I can`t trust women. I fuck and leave.
You`re doing the right thing!
Yeap! What?
Okay, don`t worry, I`ll see you soon!
What happened Mrs Vallia?
She lied again! She said she had a night shift.
And my friend saw her at a club with her husband!
And where are you going?
I`m gonna burn that bitch`s pharmacy.
Mrs. Vallia, we have to finish the DVD!
So, do it yourself, Niko. You know how to do it.
Don`t you see I have more important things to do?
So, how that happened?
Mrs Tania made her upset again.
So, she left the studio drunk and she crashed on a tree.
How is she now?
She almost killed herself.
That means the editing is not done?
She has to stay here for 1,5 months.
But don`t worry, I edited it myself and I also sent a copy to Cannes.
You did?
This morning!
And what about Vallia?
We`ll see what doctors are going to decide.
Pour me a whisky to celebrate my comeback!
There`s no alcohol here, just coffee.
Okay, make me a coffee then. No sugar!
What is going on here? Is she getting fucked?
"Your pussy`s value is 8000 francs!"
Wait, Mrs Vallia!
What is this thing?
(Tamara recites an extract from Euripides)
I was watching the movie
and suddenly this thing came up!
Niko?
I know nothing about it!
Who filmed it then?
Panurgias. Don`t turn it off, let`s see what`s next.
" Even though you are my husband, you are not allowed to talk to me like that!"
"Deeper! Deeper!"
At the same time they were filming a porn.
" You are dishonest. You never kept your word."
" Faster, faster"!
I see, she is pretty demanding. Once deeper, once faster.
" The Goddess Aphrodite destroyed me"
" This way, yes, this way I want it!"
Ok, Vallia you can turn it off now.
Niko, can you bring me some water?
Janni, try to stay calm!
Julie was filming a porn. In the interval.
Why do you care about her? Panurgias made her do it.
Jullie is a porn star. I broke up with my girlfriend for a hooker!
Janni, where are you going?
You edited that, I`ll rip you apart!
No, Mrs Vallia, please, no!
Vallia is not his fault!
Mrs Vallia, I`m a poor guy and you know how much they pay me?
2000 euros per porn.
Are you my assistant and you edit pornos?
There`s something else I want to tell you about the movie.
Julie, was `nt my type at all. It just happended. It was just sex.
You believe, you don`t hurt me with all these?
Nadia, we were made for each other. This is what matters.
Forgive me, please.
It`s already too late, Jannis.
it`s late? Why late? Is there somebody else?
Yes, Stamatis.
Who?
I`m sorry Jannis. I`m with Stamatis now.
Ok I should go then.
You`re a cunt!
Please, love, let`s think about it again!
Go fuck yourselves!
It`s my fault, I know it.
I don`t give a shit. Do whatever you want!
I`m off then.
Jannis?
Nadia told me everything.
What everything?
That we are together now.
How could you do that to me? So many lies?
Let`s don`t start with lies now. Jannis please!
There`s something important you should hear about the movie?
About the movie?
When Nikos was editing the movie, he mixed together ours with their porn.
And that piece of junk went to Cannes?
My favorite directors are here!
Have you heard the news?
We have, Aleka, yes.
I want to kiss both of you!
(to Jannis) Even you, who hurt me a bit!
Takis, what are you talking about?
They lost it, it`s because of the success!
Next stop: Golden Phoenix.
Half an hour ago, I received the email:
The film was accepted by the movie festival.
The End of the Passion?
No, the Wonderful wizzard of Oz!
What are we talking about?
But, we came here to withdraw the DVD.
Jannis, stop! Let them tell us what happened.
So, you are saying not to withdraw the DVD?
Yes, you never say no to success.
And you are going to take part with a porn made by Panurgias company?
Panurgias, didn`t created the film on his own. We inspired him.
So, you are going to cooperate with a fraudster? A porn maker?
You are saying porn maker as if you were talking about a murdered.
Porn is also a form of art.
Are you considering Panurgias`s films artistic?
Don`t see it this way!
Panurgias, with his additions, revealed the real core of things:
Fucking
What about the passionate writers? What are they searching for?
A moment of real happiness.
Reality consists only of our human bodies.
They experience a moment of exctasis
and at some point in life they get old
and die.
Showing a sexual act is depicting a moment of eternity.
Why are you looking at me this way?
Fuck you Stamatis!
You are leaving at this very moment
when we managed to reach our goal? Our film is in Cannes.
And you are telling me to fuck off?
I just want one thing from you. My name out from the titles.
Is this your last word?
Yes.
Seriously?
No.
Say then, what you have in your mind.
Good luck with the movie!
Can I pack this jacket as well? It gets chilly in Cannes.
Yeah, pack it.
Stamatis, what`s wrong?
Nothing.
Stamatis, don`t worry.
Everyone gets what they really deserve.
" It`s so amazing to see Greek artists to step on the red carpet
in order to see the premiere of their film.
Stamatis Serafidis with his co-workers were thrilled
to hear the extremely positive comments on their film.
Classical literature is presented in a tough, almost pornographic manner.
Pictures of literature are alternated in an anarchical
manner with hardcore sex.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
There was a delightful surprise at the festival of Cannes.
The film, The End of the Passion, received the Golden Phoenix.
After Melina Merkouri, Michalis Kakogiannis and Theodoros Aggelopoulos
one more Greek triumphfully follows their steps.
Stamatis Sefafidis.
Like we all expected Stamatis received the Phoenix.
Two years later
Jannis quit filming and got married to Katerina.
Stamatis got married to Nadia.
and he is filming his second movie, with Katerina Lechu.
while Julie is the main actress on the new film of Jon Kavai.