so...my first time on stage when I was a male stripper

at one point in my life

I did...I did a dance called

it was just like a boy scout dance

where I sing Camp Granada...Camp Granada

with a tent behind me

and I'm in a boyscout outfit

and ehmm

Who is in the audience is my sister

with 6 of her friends

could not have been worse of a nightmare

it was literally one of those nightmares where

you are in class and you are naked

like it was kind of exactly like that

I think my sister ended up

leaving cause she couldn't watch

and then all her friends are like waving dollars

and I knew I was never going to hear the end of it

I am Channing Tatum

and that's my best story ever