so...my first time on stage when I was a male stripper
at one point in my life
I did...I did a dance called
it was just like a boy scout dance
where I sing Camp Granada...Camp Granada
with a tent behind me
and I'm in a boyscout outfit
and ehmm
Who is in the audience is my sister
with 6 of her friends
could not have been worse of a nightmare
it was literally one of those nightmares where
you are in class and you are naked
like it was kind of exactly like that
I think my sister ended up
leaving cause she couldn't watch
and then all her friends are like waving dollars
and I knew I was never going to hear the end of it
I am Channing Tatum
and that's my best story ever