Now that we’re 18 days out from the election,
“Mr. ‘Severely Conservative’
wants you to think he was severely kidding about everything he said
over the last year.
He told folks he was the ideal candidate for
the Tea Party, now suddenly he’s saying, ‘What, who, me?’
He’s forgetting what his own positions are,
and he’s betting that you will, too.
I mean, he’s changing up so much,
backtracking and sidestepping.
We’ve got to name this condition
that he’s going through.
I think it’s called ‘Romnesia.’
That's what it's called
I think that's what he's going through
I'm not a medical doctor
but I do want to go over some of the symptoms with you,
because I want to make sure that nobody else catches it
You know, if you say you are for equal pay
for equal work but you keep
refusing to say whether or not you signed a Bill that protects "equal pay for equal work"
you might have Romnesia.
If you say women should have access
to contraceptive care but you support legislation
that would let your employer deny you contraceptive care
you might have case of Romnesia.
If you say you'll protect woman's right to choose but
you stand up in a primary debate and said
that you'd be delighted to sign a law to outline
that right to choose in all cases,
man you definitely got Romnesia.
This extends to other issues.
If you say earlier in the year I'm going to give tax cut to the top 1%,
and then in a debate you say I don't know anything
about giving a tax cut to rich folks.
Yeah, you need to get a thermometer
to take a temperature because you probably got Romnesia.
If you say that you're a champion of the Coal industry when
while you were governor, you stood in front of Coal plant and said this plant will kill you.
That's Romnesia.
So, I think you're beginning to be to identify these symptoms.
And if you come down with a case of Romnesia
and you can't seem to remember the policies that are still on your website,
or the promises you made over the six years you've been running for president.
Here's the good news: ObamaCare covers free existing commissions.
We can fix you up, we've got a cure.
We can make you well, Virginia.
This a curable disease.
Women, men, all of you, these are family issues, these are economic issues.
I want my daughters to have the same opportunities as anybody's sons.
I believe, America does better, the economy grows more, we create more jobs
when everybody participates, when everyone's getting a fare shot,
everybody's getting a fair share, everybody's playing by the same rules, everybody's doing their fair share.
That's why I'm running for a second term for the President of United States.
I need you to help me finish the job.